This Squirrel Might Legitimately Be Invincible
There’s a very good chance this Squirrel was genetically altered to be unkillable. You don’t just “SEND IT” off the side of a building like that without knowing you have some sort of leg up on death. I’ve seen a million squirrels jumping from branch to branch, or even tree to tree while suspended large distances above the ground, and I’ve never seen them mis-step ONCE. They are the animal equivalent of those Russian dudes who walk around on the top of half-built skyscrapers with GoPros on their head… just to take a selfie to show their friends who don’t care anyways because they are blacked out off vodka.
Has the Barstool Sports main account accidentally uncovered a fleet of biologically engineered animals built to withstand absurd amounts of punishment without injury? Imagine unleashing 500 of these things on an unsuspecting enemy by having them jumping from the tops of buildings. That’s what we like to call an X-Factor folks.